12 April 2013

RAFAEL GALLUR/COMIC BOOK MAGAZINE COVERS


(NOTE: There is a bit of essentially "orphaned" blogging here as some of the post refers back to a post about another Mexican illustrator, Oscar Bazaldua, that was removed as some of the images were a bit too much for the site after reflection. This post was written after that and so there will be references to to a non-existent post. That post will be edited and placed back up here shortly.) Like Oscar Bazaldua whose work was featured here a while back Rafael Gallur is know mostly for his work in the area of Mexican Ghetto Librettos, or Sensacionales, comics. The emphasis in these comics is on sex and violence and the drawing are typically over the top and graphic. Unlike Bazaldua however Gallur demonstrates a degree of restraint in his drawings in the areas of explicit violence and sexual posings of the subjects. The drawings are still pretty erotic but not as unnervingly so as in the works of Bazaldua and other pulp style Mexican illustrators. The drawings here are simply a bit more heroic in context than the drawings I presented before.

There is still the politically incorrect -as if there were a bad thing- chauvinistic atmosphere that may offend some people with larger than life macho cowboys and luchadores/wrestlers looming over scantily clad females who are often presented in some compromising position or another. The women themselves appear tough and dangerous but they are still frail compared to the male characters who all seem fairly lethal. Almost all of the drawings here are western themes and are finely detailed and rendered. I am not sure if he is working alone here or with somebody else helping with coloring chores and if anybody has more info I will pass that on in a future post. The drawings seem to show more of an influence from American pinup and magazine cover art than some of the other Ghetto Librettos drawings I have seen but the liberal use of vivid primary colors and lurid subject matter is something that you just don’t see that much of north of the border. I have not seen the inside of one of these magazines and if anybody has scans of the interior work I would love to see them. I used to live in San Antonio Texas but to be honest I never saw anything like this there, and now I am in China and it is simply impossible to find western comic books of any sort here. Hell, Spiderman is considered subversive enough here.


10 April 2013

BRANDED TO KILL/ANIMATED GIF FILES

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JUNGLA/FUMETTI COMIC BOOK

I can't find much information on this spicy looking comic book in English other than it started off as an Italian Fumetti style comic and then was translated in a few other languages, including Turkish. Most of these covers are from the Turkish translation and I gained information on them from my Uranium Cafe Group at Facebook from a comment left by a member of the group. His site and related post is here  and is in Turkish but I have long found that Turkish bloggers are into some tasty trash culture. Some of from the decadent west and some from Turkey itself. I am "researching" the Kilink films (based on a Fumetti as well) now and you can expect something on them in the future. Weird stuff. So even if you cannot read the text it is great to see the passion going into these posts and the wealth of obscure images that accompany them.  I even stumbled across some actual interior artwork at a site and will share a few panels for that. There are too many panels to post in their entirety and that link is here at BDTrash if you want to check all of them out. Seems the books may have been made in some movies as well and I may see if those are available at Cinemageddon, where I get the material for a lot of these posts. (I just  checked and there was nothing available.) In fact the term Jungla may not even be the girl's name but a term for Jungle itself, as I have seen it before in movie posters and comic book covers. I am not sure what the girl's name is even. Maybe it is Jungla. Who knows.

Again the stuff is Fumetti style which I am not a huge fan of really. I cleared out all my old Fumetti posts from the site here for a couple reasons a while back. 1) Some were just more graphic than I was comfortable with for this blog and felt there they were over the top really, 2) I got pissed off that those sicko covers -though well drawn and sort of fun to look over- and poorly near non-written posts became my most popular in no time 3) and I discontinued my Rapidhaare account after RS started sucking more than I could deal with and the links I had to those posts -with collections of Fumetti comic books- were lost. I will be restarting some Fumetti posts but with a different approach. They are a strange and non-American little sector of the comic book genre. The covers are often well done and lurid but the interior artwork always paled in comparison. But the drawings for Jungla are a notch above most I have seen. I have no idea who the artists are and if anybody knows more about this series please let me know. All I can say in conclusion is I am a huge fan of jungle films (my Jungle Jim article -and part one of a series- having now become my number one most visited post) and I love "white girls in the jungle movies" and comics. My problem here is I have too much material to draw from and I am not a steady blogger, or I could just about run a blog just on jungle stuff alone. For settle for my Kings and Queens of the Jungle category and lets hope it grows.


29 March 2013

THE URANIUM CAFE MATINEE/HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND/1962


The MONSTER is terror-crazed by his deathly fear of fire!

Blood-Curdling! Hair-Raising! Spine-Chilling!

One bite from a giant spider turned him into THE WORLD'S MOST HIDEOUS MONSTER with a diabolical lust to KILL!

He strangles his victims with his mammoth claws!

SO TERRIFYING AND SHOCKING you will be frightened out of your wits!

Shock upon shock! Terror upon terror!

Craving the Blood of Beautiful Women!


SEE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND, WITH TRAILER, RIGHT HERE >>

PROJECT TERROR/HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND/1962

From Wikipedia: Horrors of Spider Island (German: Ein Toter hing im Netz) is a 1960 West German horror film directed by Fritz Böttger. The film stars Alexander D'Arcy as Gary the talent agent who invites several girls to a club in Singapore. Their plane ride ends abruptly when they crash-land into the ocean. D'Arcy and the girls make their way to an island where they find a larger spider-web-and. A giant spider sinks its teeth in D'Arcy which turns him into a werewolf.The film was released in the United States in 1962. It has been released with various English titles including It's Hot in Paradise, Hot in Paradise, Girls of Spider Island and Spider's Web. The film was featured on the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 in 1999.
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Plot: Gary, a nightclub manager, flies a group of women from New York City to dance in his club in Singapore. While flying over the Pacific Ocean, their plane catches fire, splits in half, and plummets into the ocean; oddly enough, no-one in Gary's group is killed, while no one (pilot, stewardess, etc.) who was not in Gary's group survives. We next see the group days later, suffering from dehydration on a life raft, when they finally spot a small island and spend the night on the beach.The next morning, they discover fresh water and decide to go exploring. They are quickly amazed and excited to find a cabin, but delight turns to horror when they open the door to discover a dead man hanging from a gigantic spider web. According to his journal, the man was a professor mining for Uranium, but he feared something terrible was about to happen to him. There's no indication how long the professor planned to be on the island, but the women estimate there is enough food to last them about a month. That night, Gary proceeds alone out onto the island where he is bitten by a giant spider and turns into some type of spider-man beast. He flees into the woods, leaving the women to wonder what has happened to him. The next day, seemingly possessed by uncontrollable violent urges, Gary kills one of the girls. The remaining women, still unaware of what has happened to him, have no idea that he is the one who has done this.A month passes, and the women are running low on food when they spot a ship on the horizon. They are unable to signal it before it leaves, but two men arrive in a rowboat with supplies for the professor. They soon find the women, who tell them the professor is dead. As they all wait for the ship to return, they celebrate their last night on the island with a wild party. One of the men sneaks off to rendez-vous with a woman, but both end up being killed by Gary. Finally aware of Gary's fate, the remainder of the group hunts him down with torches until he flees into quicksand and dies.
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BEHIND THE SCENES WORK HERE AT THE UCAFE/MAYBE BACK TO POSTING SOON

I have had a long hiatus here at the UCafe and at Necrotic Cinema and there are no particular reasons for that that I can think of off hand. Not any sort of anti-blogging attitude or that sort of thing that sometimes drives bloggers away from updating. Just had other things going on that took up a lot of time and energy and to some degree got a little burned out. But will be doing some stuff here in the way of "cleaning up" some old posts here at the Uranium Cafe, in particular posts that had links to my now cancelled Rapidshare account. No sense getting into an editorial about all that. But it is also something I have long debated anyway, in terms of what I want the content of the blog to be about primarily. So the whole music side will vanish and those posts, for the most part, will be deleted along with the non-working Rapidshare links. Same with the comic book links and Rapidshare links. There were lots of downloads of those files to be honest. But the Rapidshare deal is not an option anymore and it was too much anyway. I think the music and comic book categories were taking me off the the path I really wanted to follow and that is, basically, old obscure movies. And not to say those categories are dead and defunct, but will be handled in some different way in the future.

Also looking at getting back to podcasting shortly. I have a new Behringer condenser microphone and it all sounds really good. Had some compliments on my old podcasts recently and that was enough to get me motivated.

The short story is that for several months I have been trying to learn some new music software and hardware. That with my real world work and life just left me with no time or energy for this site. But I sat back a week ago and went through old posts and realized how much I actually loved the blog and it was not time to just surrender completely, though I never felt that that was what was going on anyway. Sometimes it can be good and healthy to get away from blogs or things that consume our lives daily for a bit and get a new perspective on them. But after a re-watch with a mate of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! I am reminded of what my calling in life is. Some organizing then some psots in the works. 

Bill

08 March 2013

07 March 2013

DJANGO UNCHAINED and INGLORIOUS BASTERDS/QUENTIN TARANTIO/2013

I did a review of the Quentin Tarantino film Inglorious Basterds quite a while back but after switching to the new URL here I never reposted it for a couple reasons. Nothing special, just had yet to put it back up. I will be reposting that piece along with my take on the new Tarantino movie Django (or Django Unchained). The films here at The Uranium Café are typically obscure films of the midnight movie or creature feature variety. Most of my reviews are impartial and typically I would not pan a movie here too harshly and save that sort of review for my sister blog Necrotic Cinema, where my opinions of newer horror films are a bit more ruthless than my views on stuff from the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. So why include Django or Inglorious Basterds as reviews here when I tend to shy away from reviewing newer films? Because Tarantino uses as fodder for all his films those very same old, forgotten low budget b-movies of the 60’s and 70’s, and in particular those of the exploitation variety. He mimics the camera work of the period (with sudden fade ins and outs and loss of focus at times, for example), pays homage to the title sequences of the time and soundtracks of the time and creates characters with names that are drawn from old films. Even the character Django, as most everybody reading this sort of blog would have known even before seeing or even hearing of Tarantino’s new film, is taken from a 1966 Western film with Franco Nero. All of what I am saying now is really nothing new and several films back it was established that this is what Tarantino is all about. And for someone like me wouldn’t that be a good thing? Wouldn’t I salivate in geek-abandon at trying to be able to catch all the little in jokes and references? Actually, I stopped liking Tarantino’s films after Jackie Brown and I was hoping I would find some sort of redemption in his work in Django after the boring mess that was Inglorioius Basterds, but it is not to be so. I just don’t like the guy’s work anymore and Django has only distanced me more from appreciating what I personally enjoyed about his earlier films (although I never liked the talky Reservoir Dogs all that much).

So what is wrong with the film from my perspective? There are more than enough raves online about how great it is and that it is his best work to date (I read the same thing about Inglorious Basterds, so to some folks he just seems to topping himself now, surpassing his last opus with something even grander). There are negative reviews as well, but the majority are all more than favorable. My issue is not so much with the race/slavery issue as it is presented in the film, with hammer over the head references to civil rights struggles in the 60’s and 70’s (get it, things haven't really changed at that much yet and we need rich white guy Quentin to remind us of that). I don’t  really want to explore those issues here, like most online reviews do, either pro or con, though it may hard to avoid the issues since the film is built around throwing it all in your face over and over. I don’t know if America needs somebody like Tarantino to serve as the voice to breathe life into the slavery/America’s tainted past dialog, but there it is. He is suddenly the new voice of abolition and the plight of the racially downtrodden. I, as a movie watcher and not a social reformist, am more concerned with less ethical and topical issues. Like for example, the simple fact that movies taking place in the 1850’s on plantations in Mississippi are not really “westerns”. Even Civil War films are not really westerns, though they can be categorized under that label for the sake of being able to place a film somewhere on a DVD shelf in a store and make money off its sale or rental. The name of the film is Django and it is an obvious reference to the Sergio Corbuccii film featuring Franco Nero’s darkly iconic coffin dragging gun fighting drifter character. Okay, so what does that mean in the big picture of things? Does that really mean that Tarantino has to make a virtual remake of the Corbuccii film? Of course not. I wouldn’t expect it. But I am, to be honest, expecting some sort of homage to Italian Westerns of the 60’s and early 70’s, or Spaghetti Westerns as they have come to be labeled. Oh, okay there are those clever (and getting less clever film by film) Tarantino gags and references, and even the use of cool Spaghetti Western film scores (some by Ennio Morricone himself) over some scenes, and then having the core senselessly morph into some sort of rap or 70’s pop music. I don’t know what was going on with the music here. Was Tarantino just trying to think ahead to boosting sales of the inevitable soundtrack by peppering it up with things for the kids?

Yes, bottom line is once the film was to placed in the pre-Civil War south and not in some tumbleweed littered town of dried up adobe house with sandal wearing Mexicans and cigarette rolling white guys (some played by Italians maybe!) I just lost 80% of my drive for the film. For God’s sake it is called Django! Its like making a film called Mandingo then filming it all in Monument Valley and not featuring one big black buck in the film. And I like Jamie Foxx for the most part -not a big fan- but I just did not buy him in the role at all. I had to watch this for almost three hours too. The team of the freed slave and his German bounty hunter mentor King Schultz (the Nazi Christoph Waltz from Inglorious Basterds) traveling the south and getting to kill 1) white men (Foxx) and 2) Americans (Waltz) and making stale race jokes that seem like they belong in a movie from the 70’s (and some things should have stayed in the 70’s) is just not convincing. Tarantino must have hit his editing strides in Kill Bill! and Pulp Fiction and now people have to sit through long, drawn out drivel like the retelling of the German folk story of Siegfried and Broomhilda over a campfire. Or a scene where Django is to shoot down a wanted man plowing in his field and when having doubts King Schultz has him lay down his rifle and then extols on and on why shooting this bad man is not only okay but rather profitable. I just found myself getting bored over and over, the way I did in Inglorious Basterds where the “clever” Tarantino dialogs were all done in friggin’ German! Another scene where Schultz kills a wanted man who has been elected as a town sheriff is drug out to excruciating lengths. Leone could have had his Man With No Name come into town and end the whole affair using less than six words of dialog and move on and have killed four or five other guys in the same amount of time and had it all seem more interesting. And I did not like Watlz in this. Did he and Tarantino become pals in Inglorious Basterds and Tarantino just feel like he owed the guy the part? And so what if he won an Oscar? So damned what! Do I run blogs that look like the Oscars mean anything to me? I didn’t like his performance here or his character. Okay, on one level I get it, I guess. To see the truly vile nature of American society we have to see it through the eyes of a refined European gentleman, like the cold blooded bounty hunter King Shultz who has no qualms about gunning down men in front of their children. Or we have to see how evil Americans can be through the eyes of freed slave Django, who at one point allows a frightened fellow negro slave to be torn to pieces by dogs rather than have Schultz pay $500 to free him (he had to stay in character you see). I didn’t like the two heroes in any sense. They had no mystique the way a good western hero should have, being sort of cowboy "ronins" really, despite Tarantino’s rants to the opposite about having created a new black hero figure for black men in American to look up to (excluding Spike Lee it seems who had his malarkey detector turned on) in Django.

Leonardo DiCaprio is rather good fun as the bad guy Calvin Candie (evil plantation owner of course) as is Samual L. Jackson as “house n****r” (I ain’t saying it) Stephen. The gun fights are bloody -very, very bloody and even horses get shot in the head here- but really not believable or entertaining, trying to mix up humor alongside over the top violence in a way that the 1st Kill Bill! did successfully, but that falls flat here and reeks of simple bad taste. Sure, I rewound them and checked out the spatter effects being a fan of that sick stuff but I was also just happy to have something finally happen after an hour of bland banter. The ending is so utterly absurd as to make me wonder what the hell was Tarantino thinking.  Did he say to himself “what ending could I come up with that would be stupider than the one I tacked on at the end of Inglorious Basterds?” To be honest Django’s ending is not that stupid or bad, but it is close. Basically he winds up dressing like Will Smith in The Wild, Wild West on a horse doing cute little horsy tricks for Broomhilda and riding off into…what? He and Broomhilda ride off into the Mississippi night –where blacks cannot even ride horses- and then on to what? Stop in at a plush hotel in town in the morning and she shows the clerk her little paper of emancipation and all is cool?The ending is full of holes and lacks basic consistencies.